

If I were the invisible man, |
Advanced alcohol Broken binoculars Cool clothes Dynamic directions Electronic enzymes Foreign feet Georgian goggles Highlighted hoodies Ionic illumination Jagged jeans Lilac lights Mystical mirrors |
Northern nylon nukes Optical ostriches Polyphonic pianos Questionable quotes Rather rude relations Sunny shoes Transparent tiles Unusual umbrellas Veiled views Wondrous Windows X,Y,Z By Lewis |
If I were a wicked witch, |
Assistant zombies Bottle of eyes Colourful hat Dead rats Eyes of newt Freaky clothes Gorgeous black dresses Hairy feet Icy hands Jumping jackets Kicking boots Lovely lizards Mighty strong doors |
Nasty parrots Opposite legs Purple windows Quiet queens Red rabbits Sassy snake heads Tingly fingers Ugly unicorns Violent vixens Weird shoes X,Y,Z. By Rebecca |
If I were a vegetarian Vampire,|
Alligator arms Blood bank Cool Count Drinking desire Enormous elephants Fiery friends Giggly giraffes Hoppy hippos Idiotic ideas Jerusalem artichokes Kicking kangaroos Lovely leeks Mousy monsters |
Nuisance nails Old onions Pure Parmesan Quick queues Rhubarb Stupid smiles Tiny turnips Unusual umpires Violet visions Wicked wishes X,Y,Z By Kim |
If I were a film star|
Amazing apartments Bubbling baths Cute cat Drooling dog Exciting enemies Friendly friends Gorgeous gold Hot hats Ice sculptures Jolly joggers Kicking kids Lovely lions Mumbling mountains |
Number nine One opal Pop parties Q Rumbling racing cars Super stars Ten tigers Unusual unicorns Violet veils Whirling winds X,Y,Z By Nesha |
If I were a ghost, for my haunting birthday, |
An assistant Birthday bash Clear clothes Dreadful deaths Eager excuses Freaky Frankenstein Giggling ghouls Haunted house Icy itches Juggling jakals Killing knife Lazy leg Mood music |
Nasty nuts Old odours Pumpkin pie Quiet qualities Rotting roses Spooky spiders Tiny toads Ugly unicorns Vicious vipers Wicked ways X,Y,Z By Siobhan |
If I were a vampire, for my birthday|
Amazing acorns Bottled blood Courageous capes Delightful Dracula Enormous eyes Freaky feet Gorgeous guts Hilarious hunchbacks Idiotic ideas Jumping joys Kicking Koalas Loads of lanky legs |
Moody moons Noisy noses Ordinary onions Portions of plump people Quick quills Roasting rashers Scrumptious skin Terrific teeth Unusual underwear Vicious vipers Weird wishes X,Y,Z By Aoife |
If I were king, for my birthday |
Angry alligators Bumpy bulls Cute creatures Dumb dragon Extra eggs Fussy firemen Golden games House horse Idiotic imps Jade jewels Kaleidoscopic kites Lumpy library Mumbling monkeys |
Nice nails Obvious opals Piles of Pearls Quiet queen Rows of rubies Sheds of Sapphires Tables of treasure Unusual umbrellas Violet vans Weeping willows X,Y,Z By Kara (with a little bit of help) |
If I were a vampire, |
Amazing antics Bottles of blood Cosy coffin Dreadful dentist Excited everyone Fresh family Good grave Haunted house Icy ideas Juicy jugular Killer kitten Lonely lanes Moonlit munchies |
Neglected nights Old ornaments Pounding pulses Quiet queens Red rubies Scary subjects Terrible teeth Ugly unicorns Vicious vipers Wild weather X,Y,Z By Molly (with a little bit of help) |
If I were Wacko|
Amazing armpits Big bum Clown's feet Dumb dog Elephant ears Fat belly Giggly grin Hairy hair Ice cream Jack in the box Kissing kangaroos Lanky locks Monkey money |
Nutty nails Old October Peter Punkum Quiet quizzes Rows of rashers Snake sandwiches Tiny twins Unusual umbrellas Vicious vixens Willy Wonka X,Y,Z By Sandra |
If I were President of the USA, |
Albino alligators Bold boxers Chrysler and Citroen cars Dastardly dogs Eggy elephants Fat 'F' Good God Horned hubcaps Independent Iraq Jogging jobs Killed Klu-Klux-Klan Long loony lunches Moronic medicines |
Not-discriminated Negroes Odd Orang-utans Padded pelicans Quiet quills Rotted Rumsfeld Suitable systems Tired trade Ugly udders Valuable values Winning ways X,Y,Z By Rachid |
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If I were a giant, for my birthday I would have: Amazing apples Big boots Cute cups Delicious dinners Enormous ears Fine fleeces Gigantic goats Hairy hands Irritating ideas Jewels to juggle And King Kong By Tara |
![]() If I were a witch, for my birthday I would have; An attractive assistant A bear's brain A cat and a cauldron A dog's dinner A Feathered flock And Gangs of giggly girls By Tracy |
If I were a dragon, for my 456th birthday I would like; Acrobatic alligators Bubbling beer Colourful cakes Delightful decorations Exciting ears Fiery flowers Giggling girls AND OF COURSE Interesting invented invitations. By Maeve |
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If I were a dinosaur, for my birthday I would like: Ants and anteaters Blow-up bears Cute cactuses Diplodocus sized daisies Effective earplugs Frantic fireworks AND Gigantic gingerbread grasses By |
If I were a King, I would ask for: Amazing acrobats Bottles of beer Colourful coal Dogs with diamonds Educated elephants Golden goats Interesting inventions Jumping jesters But MOST OF ALL Kartons of Kute Kuddly Kittens By Áine |
If I were a wicked witch, I would ask for: An Awful assistant A Brr-oooming broom A Cackling cat Dreadful dungeons Electric eggs Flashing fingers A Gloomy grotto AND The most haunted of haunted houses! By Jasmine |
If I were Spiderman, I would have: An Active Brain, Cat's Deep Eyes, A Fireproof suit in Gold, I'd Hoard Ice Play my Jack or King, Love my Mummy, I'd Nail Octopuses, Meet Princes and Queens. I 'd give Rats Soda, Telephone Umbrellas In my Violet Web fitted with Windows XP What about You? Zany? By (With a little bit of help) |